Use these is you want to make a remark about somebody!

*:-()**	&-\|	:-e	:'(
That comment made me sick	That made me cry	Disappointed smiley	Smiley is having a pity party in your honor

:(	:,(	:-(	:-P
Sad-turtle smiley	Crying smiley	Boo Hoo	Nyahhhhh!

:-S	:-[	:-C	:-r
What you say makes no sense	Un-smiley blockhead	Real unhappy smiley	Smiley raspberry

:-t	:-w	:-§	X-(
Pouting smiley	Speak with forked tounge	One heck of a cold sore!	You are brain dead

\|-O	\|:-O	~~:-(	$-)
Smiley is yawning / snoring	Flattop loudmouth smiley	So stupid, smoke is coming out of your brain	Yuppie scum!

	:-!	:----}
	Foot in mouth	You lie like Pinnochoi